Catching Google’s Secret Indexer

Yes, I finally managed to catch one of Google greatest secret: the indexer. You all have gotten it all wrong. Their indexer is not Google Bot, it is called Zeitgeist.

It is actually a heavenly creature. A hand-grab sized mosquito-like nastiness. It doesn’t have a needle like mouth, instead it has a small but long non sharp beak. It flies fast although not as fast as those quidditch ball. Does it have a tail. Hmm I can’t tell got sure. When I grab it on my hand, it’s tail is no longer there. But as I can recall, it suppose to have one. A desctructive beam-tentacle shaped tail, as one you can see in Evangelion’s 5th angel.

I catched it all right in my very hand, but this bloody nasty creature managed to lose itself from its cage — a soft drink can (no brand was suffice) — during a press release party. This Zeitgeist for some unexplainable issue has shown me a malnutrition issue, depicted as single mother cooking a roasted chicken using a traditional stone stove and woods.

After its escape, this creature start taking revenge to all person responsible for its captivity by bumping into their back with its dull long beak. Ouch ouch!

At least that’s how my dream went last night. A crazy one.

PS:

• I recently involved with search feature implementation. Redesign schema, reindex, fix population script, fix synchronization script. Rinse and repeat.
• I watched Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone before going to bed (expect the review soon)
• Sorry, today should have been (still) music related post

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